Venturing In “the Vulva”

Three imprudent explorers, venturing in a cave, become active players in a devious case of homicide. The case, conducted by Chief De Narwhal and his spouse Melody De L'Eel, is accurately reported in the journal of a young narrator, who emphasizes its contradictions: the cave, a most famous opening named “The Vulva” (due to its striking resemblance to the womanly pudental), is the scene of a heinou...