THE SCAREDY CAT LION TAMER

"Ivo looked just like any other lion tamer. He had blue pinstripe trousers, a scarlet waistcoat with golden buttons and a long black moustache that curled up at the ends. He even had seven rings for lions to jump through. One for each day of the week. He lived in a white and pumpkin orange striped Big Top with a clown who had golden hair and a red rubber nose, a bearded acrobat and a human cannon...